1. What did you do in 2012 that you’d never done before? I had a conversation with Morrissey in front of thousands of people. Yes, Steven Patrick MORRISSEY.
2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year? Fuck that shit.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth? Nope.
4. Did anyone close to you die? My cat.
5. What would you like to have in 2013 that you lacked in 2012? British Shorthair/ Scottish Fold cats and pug dogs, please.
6. What date from 2012 will remain etched upon your memory, and why? 14th and 15th of December…
7. What was your biggest achievement of the year? Morrissey.
8. What was your biggest failure? Eating too much cheese.
9. Did you suffer illness or injury? Eye infection/ scratched eye. The pain!
10. What was the best thing you bought? A
See by Chloé black lace trim dress from Net-a-Porter, kitty flats and a Lover the label dress from Superette. All on sale, thank you very much. Oh, and a Boo the dog plush soft toy.
11. Whose behavior merited celebration? Michael and Timmy, my two best friends. Noble, humanity-restoring lads, as always.
12. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed? Where the fuck to start on this list, am I right? So many hideous people, inside and out.
13. Where did most of your money go? Rent and food.
14. What did you get really, really, really excited about? MORRISSEY!
15. What song will always remind you of 2012? First of the Gang to Die by Morrissey.
16. Compared to this time last year, are you: i. happier or sadder? ii. thinner or fatter? iii. richer or poorer? Happier, the same, the same!
17. What do you wish you’d done more of? Brushed my hair more.
18. What do you wish you’d done less of? Ignoring my hair.
19. Did you fall in love in 2012? I fell more in love!
20. How many one-night stands? Never have, never would.
21. What was your favorite TV program? Arrested Development.
22. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year? I do not have the energy to hate people this year.
23. What was the best book you read? Re-read Lolita. Perfection.
24. What was your greatest musical discovery? Jake Bugg!
25. What did you want and get? Lots of sleep and cat naps.
26. What was your favorite film of this year? I watched a lot of old films. Nothing new.
27. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? I am now 25. It was spent with Michael and my family.
28. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? More Maru videos!
29. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2012? Nautical, demented sailor from hell mixed with a 60s Ye-Ye girl.
30. What kept you sane? Michael!
31. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? This will always be a stupid question. Alexa Chung, Sui He, Liu Wen and Sarah Stephens, duh.
32. What political issue stirred you the most? Where to start…
33. Who did you miss? Vincent, Mel, Hollan, Ross.
34. Who was the best new person you met? MORRISSEY.
35. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2012: When it comes to friendship: quality, not quantity.